25 businesses likely to thrive during the WEDSGD
1. car repair shops
2. shoe repair shops
3. dollar stores
4. comfort food purveyors
5. career advice specialists
6. resume writing services
7. movie theaters
8. strip joints
9. pornographers
10. libraries (if they could be for profit)
12. thrift stores
13. check cashing & payday loan places
14. pawn shops
15. knock off purveyors
16. outlet stores
17. fences (not the wooden kind)
18. cigarette companies
19. lottery vendors
20. gum manufacturers
21. con men
22. lawyers for investment bankers
23. providers of cheap indulgences
I'm trying to think of some good examples. This would be things that seem luxurious, help the person feel spoiled, but actually don't cost very much. Like cupcakes. I imagine that the cupcake business will continue to thrive.
24. ghost busters
25. underwear
posted by zen imbecile at 12:33 PM
2 Comments:
I think I'll open up a Pawn Shop/Dollar Store/Pornography Studio. Get desperate people to sell me their stuff. When they don't pay back the loan, (because come on, that bunch of shiftless bastards?) I'll sell the stuff to poor people for 1 dollar. Crap. That won't work. OK, maybe just porn. There's always money in that.
1:32 PM
Most of it I get, but bookstores? Who's buying books....? No one I know. Including me. Libraries, sucka.
11:15 PM
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